by Vivien Jackson
It’s kind of secret and
please don’t tell the dogs, but…I’m a cat person. I grew up with cats—we always
had at least one cat in our family, and for many years a gray domestic
shorthair named Rascal was the most reliable alarm clock in the house. Every morning
at 5am, she would sit on somebody’s neck until they couldn’t breathe and were
forced to wake up.
With all this cat experience and know-how stored up, it’s kind of
weird that recently I found myself both felineless and urgently in need of a
cat.
For research purposes, right.
One key character in my book Perfect
Gravity is a cloned, cybernetically altered, talking cat named Yoink. And
no matter how small they are or how innately judgmental or pushy, the tiny
Chihuahua dogs currently living in my fuzzy blanket weren’t going to give me
the research nuggets I needed.
The search for a feline subject matter expert yielded two
candidates: Oreokitty and General Leia. Oreokitty is my mother-in-law’s cat,
and for a few months she came to live with me (the cat, not my mother-in-law), so
I could observe her day-to-day and learn all things cat. However, it quickly
became obvious that Oreokitty not a right cat. In fact, she was once a rat, or
rather, she was a feral kitten who lived underneath the house and who got barked
at by dogs so often that my mother-in-law at first thought she was a rodent
infestation. Once MIL realized the infestation was instead black and white and
adorable, Oreokitty became a legit part of the family. Nowadays, she’s a girl
who’s seen hard times and is persistently appreciative of the fact that she’s
living the good life. Like, really appreciative. You can feed her anything and
she will love you forever. She starts purring when a human so much as enters a
room. She seeks head rubs from my cell phone.
I needed Yoink to be somewhat less accommodating, so I hit up my
critique partner for advice from her cat, General Leia, who is much closer to
the character I needed for my story. General Leia is also a rescue kitty and so
has some personality quirks, but it is from patient observation of her that
Yoink developed a pushy demand for belly rubs and the ability to judge you
constantly because you are clearly failing. At everything. She is judging you
right now. And she is IN CHARGE.
To fill in the blanks left by these two real-life kitties, I did
some casual online feline research as well. My favorite site for this kind of browsing
is a thing called Quora. Kind of like Reddit in structure, it’s a web site
where someone asks a question and then people of varying levels of expertise
attempt to answer. From Quora, I learned these gems of cat behavior:
- If your cat persistently leads you to the kitchen and meows even though the food and water bowls are full, she probably wants you to stand there and watch her eat. Quora expert Ben Wu (owner of three cats) says his parents call this phenomenon, loosely translated, “accompanying the princess while she eats.”
- Cats can not only be innately intelligent and empathetic but can also teach themselves a lot through observation and mimicry. Quora expert Jaimes Roe says his cat Stiles “hugs us, and he pets me when I’m not feeling well. He is always watching us to figure out how to do things like get into the cabinets or turn on the faucet.”
- Cats live in the moment, so they don’t spend a lot of energy on missing you when you leave. After a brief re-integration period, a cat will return to a previous relationship routine even if you’ve been gone a long time. Even a really long time. (In my character Yoink’s case, ten years and three clonings have occurred since she last saw her favorite human, but it takes her only seconds to realize that Angela, in fact, her human.)
I also learned why cats like boxes (conservation of heat and
protection on all sides while they sleep), why they like to sit on computers
(heat again, plus there’s usually something interesting to look at, not to
mention a human to annoy/laze near), and why Rascal woke us all up at stupid
o’clock every morning (she was evil and … no, more likely she was hungry and we
let her rule the house).
Also (not at Quora this time) I read about crazysauce
CIA experiments to create Cold War-era cybernetic spy kitties. Not even kidding.
In the end, I have to imagine that
Yoink, despite her quirks, isn’t the weirdest cat in the history of people
being owned by cats. But she sure was fun to write and research.
Vivien Jackson writes fantastical, futuristic, down-home salacious kissery. A devoted Whovian Browncoat Sindarin Jedi gamer, she has a degree in English, which just means she's read gobs of stuff in that language. Her debut science-fiction romance, Wanted and Wired, was selected as an Amazon Best Romance of 2017. The follow-up, Perfect Gravity, was a Amazon Best Book of the Month. With her similarly geeky partner, children, and hairy little pets, Viv lives in Austin, Texas, and tweets a lot.
